03 June 2015

Slices of Life, Vol XVIII

Warning! A few of these, I mean most of these, are totally gross, because Christian is totally gross.  Many of them are rather violent and are aimed at me which is definitely frightening.

"The whole of you is a meatball so I'm going to eat all of you!"

"MOM! Jonas has GREEN SNOT!  Oh, but I like green."

Christian: "Can we have cereal?"
Me: "No"
Christian: "But I like cereal! And cookies and ice cream and...chocolate!"

"I'm going to clean my nose everyday, OK Mom?  With my finger."

"I'm going to cut you in half, Mom, and then I am going to eat you."

"I spy with my little eye something big and hairy. It's you, Mama!"

(He's got some beat-boxing skills that he's been perfecting.)
"I have a musical in my mouth!  I have a piano in my mouth...and a drum in my mouth!"

"Sometimes people puke, right Mom? And sometimes they laugh.  And sometimes people have hook-ups*!"


1 comment:

Erika said...

AHHHH!!! Hahaha I didn't see the asterisk about hook-ups for far too long there...almost died. Hilarious!! You have mighty funny kids for being such a big and hairy person...