03 June 2015
Slices of Life, Vol XVIII
Warning! A few of these, I mean most of these, are totally gross, because Christian is totally gross. Many of them are rather violent and are aimed at me which is definitely frightening.
"The whole of you is a meatball so I'm going to eat all of you!"
"MOM! Jonas has GREEN SNOT! Oh, but I like green."
Christian: "Can we have cereal?"
Christian: "But I like cereal! And cookies and ice cream and...chocolate!"
"I'm going to clean my nose everyday, OK Mom? With my finger."
"I'm going to cut you in half, Mom, and then I am going to eat you."
"I spy with my little eye something big and hairy. It's you, Mama!"
(He's got some beat-boxing skills that he's been perfecting.)
"I have a musical in my mouth! I have a piano in my mouth...and a drum in my mouth!"
"Sometimes people puke, right Mom? And sometimes they laugh. And sometimes people have hook-ups*!"